As a senior, I know how difficult it can be to get up in the morning. Waking up at the crack of dawn to get in the inevitably long line on the way to school is my least favorite part of the day. But there might be a change coming to this routine very soon. There is chatter among the administration and staff about a … Continue reading The Late Table: A New Policy Bound To Stop Traffic
It’s Lights Out for the Local Dunkin’ Donuts It comes as a surprise to the Oakland Mills community, and a major blow to Oakland Mills High Schoolers, that the Oakland Mills Village Center’s Dunkin Donuts will be permanently closing on April 4th. This is a result of OMHS parents and community members urging a petition to have the location closed, because of the proximity it … Continue reading Oakland Mills Will No Longer Run on Dunkin’
Are aliens among us? On the 13th of February, an unidentified flying object crashed on Oakland Mills High School’s baseball field. Authorities refuse to call it a UFO and the whole situation was initially hidden by the U.S. Air Force. Here is what we learned from our secret information network. Around 2:00 am on the 13th of February, residents of Oakland Mills heard a loud … Continue reading Unidentified Flying Object at OM
The Immortal Legend Announces his Return to the Game Tom Brady is a three-time MVP, one of two unanimous NFL MVPs of all time, a record 15-time Pro Bowler, another record holder with seven championships and five Super Bowl MVPs, 89,214 passing yards, and 649 touchdown passes. With all these records and all-time accomplishments, it would be more than appropriate for him to hang it … Continue reading Tom Brady Unretires…Again!
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